What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the Rejuran skin booster for?

share office space ...

So they tried

No go.

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do I cancel WFG Life insurance?

Then came..

No way

They put up a sign reading

How do you like to be pegged?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Kuorans, what is your January Spotify wrapped?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can someone fall in love with a person they have never met in person, but only through thoughts and imagination?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.